wants to tell jokes for a living

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personal blog/mostly humor

 

evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

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im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

eurotrottest:

bishopmyles:

kidxforever:

theogblackjesus:

dickprintbandit:

niggasandcomputers:

viciousbri:

i asked my bf if i could sit on his face, he literally got up and washed his face and said ” now you may sit upon your throne, twas unfit for my Queen”

What type a backwards shit. He should’ve sent you to wash ya ass

:((((

im in da casket bruh

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LOL!

LMFAOOOO

herspanic:


howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me