The gf says I talk too much.

I say she's probably right.

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personal blog/mostly humor

 

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

Bill Hicks (via unreliable-reality)

I think it’s interesting the two drugs that are legal - alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all - are legal, and the drugs that might open your mind up to realise how you’re being fucked every day of your life? Those drugs are against the law. Coincidence? See, I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, cos I took ‘em one time, you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours, going, ‘My God, I love everything.’ Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our countries…How are we gonna justify arms dealing if we know we’re all one?

Bill Hicks (via real-hiphophead)

You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. ‘Cause you know what, the musicians that made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years were real fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few tunes.

Bill Hicks (via parallelsociety)

real-hiphophead:

real-hiphophead:

Giveaway: Yo! MTV Raps Trading Cards

The Rules: It’s simple, as always. Reblog this post, and be following the page, and you’re entered. No more than 1 reblog per day.

I’ve had this unopened box sitting around for a while. So here’s what I’m going to do with them … I’ll be picking 17 winners. Each winner will receive 2 packs. The contest will go until August 1st. Good luck.

Because of all the reblogs on this, I’ve decided to double the giveaway. I have another box, so that’ll be another 18 winners, for a total of 35 winners. So your odds went up!

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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